Employ at your discretion, but user beware–it’s pretty powerful.
that kitten is jeremiah’s icon….
Yes, yes it is minion :’)
This is the best comment ever!
Coz I am doing what I can
I like it. Clean and dirty all at the same time.
Anyone else notice the double asterisk isn’t in the sentence about making the cookies? You sly fox.
:)) The line graph is the best!!
Well I don’t know about everyone else, but I’m definitely ready to have my butt touched (preferably passionately squeezed).
Sitting in class Stumbln, when suddenly I come across this and burst out laughing
That’s very interesting…
I’d let you touch my butt…. only coz you offer cookies lol
What can I say? I love a man built of Bacon and Beer.
Don’t listen to them Abbey, they are just jealous cause they don’1t have any cookies.
It’s true. I want cookies. She can have her butt touched by whomever she likes, but Beer and Bacon will be getting his butt touched by me. I’m already lubing up and spreading his hairy cheeks now. Be still, trembling angel… Sooo excited!
You know it sexy I’m long, hard, and eager for dat ass. Back it up on me. Do it now, or I’ll have to make you bottom bitch. I just can’t control myself and it’s your fault: that drunken, salty body of yours is too hot to resist.
What the hell guys? A girl wants her butt touched and you insult her? Do you not want a hot piece of @$$/ Poontang? Douches.
Is it because no one has offered you a plate of cookies and butt touching?
Hahaha. The kitten sells it!
I made a power point of this… take it or leave it
Anyone can touch my buttttt!!!!!!
I tried touching my own butt, its just not the same.
make this available for download, please
HAHAHAHA! This is hilarious.
I’m going to have to see those cookies first…
Funny stuff BTW
He had me at cookies
I donated my Butt to science fiction.
ok…you can touch my butt.
That is so funny!!!!! How did you come up with that?
I sit next to one of the hottest girls at school. Showed her this in class. Got poon.
Ending with a kitten for the win!
The double asterisk footnote (slide 5) doesn’t correspond to any originating symbol in the body of the slide.
Chocolate chip cinnamon roll cookies?? Where do I find such a thing?
i know right… i gots to find them
Derping derpp derp derp derp.
Oh holy cow, just get a job with the TSA then you can touch all the butts yu want.
and you don’t have to make cookies
or even ask
trade the cookies in for some warm cinnamon rolls and you wouldn’t only be able to touch my but. you could touch my boobs lol
i got lots of cinnamon rolls. can i come round?
I love the cookies and let me eat it
Very interesting post
There are so many reasons to touch butt….
☻/ This is Bob, copy & paste him
/ \ so he can take over the internet.
You are the best out there. I have never read funnier stuff before you came along. Thanks. Paul @pdk117
LOL! Maybe I should show this to my crush…. O.O
That’s a very convincing way to sum things up. Haha, I like it, I will use this to see if it works.
This is so funny! lol~!
This is hilarious.
LOL. This butt got to be touched…
this guy has to have touched a butt before.
Stumbled upon this post and I have to say that while I won’t let you touch mine, I have to applaud you on your efforts. Nearly made me say Yes! Haha
smh….i have no tolerance for stupidity. “oh haha you should let me touch your but” gtfo of here.
women don’t understand logic and reasoning…
This is a perfectly put presentation. Anyone remember Uni. Speech Class??
You can spank my butt
This is brilliant, i’m sending it to some people..
You know what, this would actually make me want to let you touch my butt. well done good sir.
I’ll wax it up, (it’s a rather old and hairy butt). I’ll also bake you a pie.
I would SO let them touch my butt!
Just perfect! This sounds like my boyfriend wrote it. Although I make the cookies, while he is touching my butt, we all get satisfied. hehe
I’m not sure I like chocolate chip cinnamon roll cookies…can you make them gluten free? Can I get just plain chocolate chip cookies and then a cinnamon roll maybe to go with my coffee the morning after? Is that kitten going to interrupt us?
hahaha. awesome. this is something my boyfriend would use against me. haha
Samantha, I have something better to hold against you. :-)))
only for the cookies lol
you can touch my butt
Wish I had this in that awkward middle school age…
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I got a butt massage once. Best feeling ever.