Why You Should Let Me Touch Your Butt: A Presentation

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Employ at your discretion, but user beware–it’s pretty powerful.

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  • Jane

    that kitten is jeremiah’s icon….

    • Angie

      Yes, yes it is minion :’)

      • Danielle Tuck

        This is the best comment ever!

    • http://habibies.com Sarah Jackson

      Coz I am doing what I can :D

  • B-Spunk

    I like it. Clean and dirty all at the same time.

  • Kalin

    Anyone else notice the double asterisk isn’t in the sentence about making the cookies? You sly fox.

  • http://udine.bbakeca.com/bakeca-donna-cerca-uomo/udine-1 Donne Udine

    :) ) The line graph is the best!!

  • Fyrehed

    Well I don’t know about everyone else, but I’m definitely ready to have my butt touched (preferably passionately squeezed).

  • Kara

    Sitting in class Stumbln, when suddenly I come across this and burst out laughing :P

  • http://ipad3release.me/iphone-5-conceptual-pictures/ Maria

    That’s very interesting… :P

  • http://www,chatxxx.co Abbey

    I’d let you touch my butt…. only coz you offer cookies lol

    • Bacon and Beer

      Slut

      • Gay Rapist

        fat whore

        • Stevo1002

          Gay rapist

          • Gay Rapist

            What can I say? I love a man built of Bacon and Beer.

    • john

      Don’t listen to them Abbey, they are just jealous cause they don’1t have any cookies.

      • Gay Rapist

        It’s true. I want cookies. She can have her butt touched by whomever she likes, but Beer and Bacon will be getting his butt touched by me. I’m already lubing up and spreading his hairy cheeks now. Be still, trembling angel… :D Sooo excited!

        • Ham and Vodka

          slut

          • Gay Rapist

            You know it sexy ;) I’m long, hard, and eager for dat ass. Back it up on me. Do it now, or I’ll have to make you bottom bitch. I just can’t control myself and it’s your fault: that drunken, salty body of yours is too hot to resist.

    • Ryan

      What the hell guys? A girl wants her butt touched and you insult her? Do you not want a hot piece of @$$/ Poontang? Douches.

      • A bloo bloo bloo

        Is it because no one has offered you a plate of cookies and butt touching?

  • http://bet-the-nfl-super-bowl.com/ Sports Bettor

    Hahaha. The kitten sells it!

  • Brandon
  • I Have Diarrhea

    Anyone can touch my buttttt!!!!!!

  • BorednRichmondVa

    I tried touching my own butt, its just not the same.

  • la

    make this available for download, please

  • Jack

    HAHAHAHA! This is hilarious.

  • http://facebook.com/bryttanie.e.m Bryttanie

    Challenge accepted

  • Beetlebong

    I’m going to have to see those cookies first…

  • http://www.bluecollarworkman.com TB

    Freaking hilarious!

  • Ham and Vodka

    Funny stuff BTW

  • Kristine

    He had me at cookies :P

  • http://www.sociolotron.com Flowers

    I donated my Butt to science fiction.

  • http://facebook.com/onthevraydar vanessa

    ok…you can touch my butt.

  • Marmar

    That is so funny!!!!! How did you come up with that?

  • VirginSlayer227

    I sit next to one of the hottest girls at school. Showed her this in class. Got poon.

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  • http://northierthanthou.com northierthanthou

    Ending with a kitten for the win!

  • Jack Vermicelli

    The double asterisk footnote (slide 5) doesn’t correspond to any originating symbol in the body of the slide.

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  • http://activecomputing.ca In Home Computer Repair in Calgary

    Chocolate chip cinnamon roll cookies?? Where do I find such a thing?

    • jessica

      i know right… i gots to find them :D

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  • Jackled

    No.

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  • Herple Derple

    Derping derpp derp derp derp.

  • http://www.paulstaxi.com PaulTheCabDriver

    Oh holy cow, just get a job with the TSA then you can touch all the butts yu want.

    • http://Website Dani

      this exactly

      and you don’t have to make cookies

      or even ask

  • Person of awesomness

    Cookie love! :D

  • dis girl is awesome

    trade the cookies in for some warm cinnamon rolls and you wouldn’t only be able to touch my but. you could touch my boobs lol

    • http://Website DIS BOY IS AWESOME

      i got lots of cinnamon rolls. can i come round?

  • http://www.callysta10.blogspot.com Callysta

    I love the cookies and let me eat it

  • http://yesiknowthat.com Amazing

    Very interesting post

  • Butt Toucher

    There are so many reasons to touch butt….

  • Sunny

    ♥
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    /▌ EVERYWHERE
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  • @pdk117

    You are the best out there. I have never read funnier stuff before you came along. Thanks. Paul @pdk117

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  • http://www.mygraveyard@webs.com Your mom

    LOL! Maybe I should show this to my crush…. O.O

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  • http://www.gagfun.com/2012/uu-sexy-time/ Sexy Time

    That’s a very convincing way to sum things up. Haha, I like it, I will use this to see if it works.

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    This is so funny! lol~!

  • http://Newzwars.com Benny

    This is hilarious.

  • http://roma.dbakeca.com Bakeca Roma

    LOL. This butt got to be touched…

  • Sean

    this guy has to have touched a butt before.

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  • http://giftitright.blogspot.com/ Jess

    Stumbled upon this post and I have to say that while I won’t let you touch mine, I have to applaud you on your efforts. Nearly made me say Yes! Haha

  • Kynesha

    smh….i have no tolerance for stupidity. “oh haha you should let me touch your but” gtfo of here.

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  • delvis

    women don’t understand logic and reasoning…

  • Hayley

    This is a perfectly put presentation. Anyone remember Uni. Speech Class??

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  • http://stumbleupon jamie

    You can spank my butt

  • http://Website Guilherme

    This is brilliant, i’m sending it to some people..

  • http://Website katie

    You know what, this would actually make me want to let you touch my butt. well done good sir.

  • Ed

    I’ll wax it up, (it’s a rather old and hairy butt). I’ll also bake you a pie.

  • Alexis

    I would SO let them touch my butt!

  • Stephanie

    Just perfect! This sounds like my boyfriend wrote it. Although I make the cookies, while he is touching my butt, we all get satisfied. hehe

  • Queen of Winter

    I’m not sure I like chocolate chip cinnamon roll cookies…can you make them gluten free? Can I get just plain chocolate chip cookies and then a cinnamon roll maybe to go with my coffee the morning after? Is that kitten going to interrupt us?

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  • Samantha

    hahaha. awesome. this is something my boyfriend would use against me. haha

  • disqus_AfYsFAyw6E

    Samantha, I have something better to hold against you. :-) ))

  • Kimberly Diamond

    only for the cookies lol

  • Ashley

    Im convincee!

  • Mikaela Peters

    you can touch my butt
    :3