Why You Should Let Me Touch Your Butt: A Presentation


Employ at your discretion, but user beware–it’s pretty powerful. Here is why you should let me touch your butt:


  1. Well I don’t know about everyone else, but I’m definitely ready to have my butt touched (preferably passionately squeezed).

  2. The double asterisk footnote (slide 5) doesn’t correspond to any originating symbol in the body of the slide.

  3. trade the cookies in for some warm cinnamon rolls and you wouldn’t only be able to touch my but. you could touch my boobs lol

  4. Just perfect! This sounds like my boyfriend wrote it. Although I make the cookies, while he is touching my butt, we all get satisfied. hehe

  5. I’m not sure I like chocolate chip cinnamon roll cookies…can you make them gluten free? Can I get just plain chocolate chip cookies and then a cinnamon roll maybe to go with my coffee the morning after? Is that kitten going to interrupt us?


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