12 Easy Steps To Clog Your Arteries with a Burger

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Ever wanted a burger so big and rich in calories that no one has made it? Well you’re in luck three guys have made an easy guide on how to make a burger so big that it’ll probably kill you.

Step a: One Big Ass Patty

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Step Two: Make a Pizza

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Step Three: All the Cheese in the World

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Step Four: Ham Because Fuck You That’s Why

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Step Five: You Can’t Forget The Eggs

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Step Six: Onions You Always Have Onions in a Good Burger

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Step Seven: Grab Your Favorite Condiments

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Step Eight: Fuck it Throw Some Pineapple on this Bitch

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Step Nine: Cranberry Sauce?

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Step Ten: Lettuce Only Because it’s a Burger Not Because We Like Salad

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Step Eleven: A Few Tomatos Will Do

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Step Twelve: You had one pizza earlier time for another one

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Now enjoy the pizza burger thing

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And now I’m going to run out and grab these ingredients because I have a death wish that only a burger can fulfill.

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  • Kevin

    FUCK it. My veins are already blocked what’s a few arteries? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!

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    Very challenging indeed!