Ever wanted a burger so big and rich in calories that no one has made it? Well you’re in luck three guys have made an easy guide on how to make a burger so big that it’ll probably kill you.
Step a: One Big Ass Patty
Step Two: Make a Pizza
Step Three: All the Cheese in the World
Step Four: Ham Because Fuck You That’s Why
Step Five: You Can’t Forget The Eggs
Step Six: Onions You Always Have Onions in a Good Burger
Step Seven: Grab Your Favorite Condiments
Step Eight: Fuck it Throw Some Pineapple on this Bitch
Step Nine: Cranberry Sauce?
Step Ten: Lettuce Only Because it’s a Burger Not Because We Like Salad
Step Eleven: A Few Tomatos Will Do
Step Twelve: You had one pizza earlier time for another one
Now enjoy the pizza burger thing
And now I’m going to run out and grab these ingredients because I have a death wish that only a burger can fulfill.