9 Bizarre Conspiracy Theories About Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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1. Aliens Are Involved

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There is a YouTube user called DAHBOO77 that posted a video that attempts to recreate the plane’s last moments while demonstrating all of the anomalies that occurred before it’s disappearance from radar. Alexandra Bruce at ForbiddenKnowledgeTV  took that information and mentions the speed of the plane saying it was super sonic because of UFO intervention.

2. The passengers are still alive

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Families awaiting news about lost loved ones havetold reporters they are able to call the cell phones of their missing relatives, and have said they can also see their instant messaging service accounts remain active online.

The news has fueled all kinds of speculation, but phones that are turned off do not always necessarily go straight to voicemail. Factors such as location, the phone’s network type and its proximity to a cell phone tower can all affect whether a dead phone will still ring on the caller’s end.

 

3. There’s a Snowden connection

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Reddit user Dark_Spectre posted an unusual theory on the website’s conspiracy boards, related to 20 employees of the Texas-based Freescale Semiconductor who were reportedly on the flight:

“So we have the American IBM Technical Storage Executive for Malaysia, a man working in mass storage aggregation for the company implicated by the Snowden papers for providing their services to assist the National Security Agency in surveilling the Chinese.. And now this bunch of US chip guys working for a global leader in embedded processing solutions (embedded smart phone tech and defense contracting) all together..on a plane..And disappeared.. Coincidence??”

 

4. Iranians kidnapped engineers

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UFO Digest’s Tony Elliott points to revelations that an Iranian national was responsible for buying plane tickets for two passengers with stolen passports as evidence that the country was involved, possibly to extract technological intelligence from Freescale Semiconductor employees.

“If the plane is not found in the next few days, or ever, we must assume the plane was hijacked and taken to a nearby country where that government wants to keep the disappearance a secret,” he wrote. “If this is the case, the two passengers with stolen passports must be the hijackers.”

 

5. Passengers were taken to Pyongyang

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This map is slightly deceptive – while the trip to both Beijing and Pyongyang appear equidistant, this theory would require the plane fly at extremely low altitudes to avoid radar detection, which – due to greater air density at lower altitudes – would require more fuel to travel the same distance.

 

6. The Illuminati is involved

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Was looking at the Wikipedia page for the missing Malaysia Airlines, and noticed that it’s was [sic] the 404th 777 Boeing produced,” Redditor i-am-SHER-locked wrote.

“An HTTP 404 error mean [sic] not found, which in this case is oddly approiate [sic] for the status of the aircraft, or just a concidence [sic]. Coincidence, i think not!”

I think, probably.

 

7. There’s a new Bermuda triangle

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Though the Bermuda Triangle’s status as one of the sea’s most mysteriously treacherous zones has been debunked for decades, it doesn’t stop some from seeing triangles in the Gulf of Thailand.

 

8. The plane is in Vietnam, where it is waiting to be used as a weapon

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“Conspiracy and prophecy in the news” blogger ShantiUniverse said she has three possible theories about what happened to Flight MH370: A major mechanical error (OK), a terrorist attack (reasonable) or it was whisked away to a secret Vietnamese airport to be used in a later 9/11 style attack (…).

“Flight 370 was last contacted by another unnamed pilot 10 minutes after losing initial contact,” she writes. “He claims the plane was deep into Vietnam airspace. Its [sic] possible it was hijacked and forced to land at another airport, where passengers are being held hostage. There is a long list of former airports and proposed airports in Vietnam. Its also possible since the plane had no contact, it could of [sic] managed to get to Cambodia to a former or proposed airport…Why would terrorist want a plane intact? Though this is highly unlikely, but not impossible, the only reason I can think of is they would want the plane to use as a weapon of mass destruction like on the September 11 attacks.”

 

9. There was some kind of miniature hydrogen bomb controlled by an iPhone app and it created a miniature black hole

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It’s hard to tell whether@Angela_Stalcup’s account is the work of a completely unhinged lunatic or a genius, masterful troll. Wading through claims that Donald Trump runs a prostitution ring through Trump University or that Russian President Vladimir Putin is one of 92 clones of Adolf Hitler, you may stumble upon this gem of a theory about Flight MH370:

 

 

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  • http://www.glitternight.com/liberals-and-conservatives Balladeer

    Well of course it was aliens. If television has taught us anything it’s that every single puzzling occurrence since time began has been caused by the intervention of extraterrestrials. Or as the man in the pictures calls them “Ex-uh tah- ES- tials.”

  • http://msbnewsextra.wordpress.com/ beachhutman

    Radar has been beaten, a stealth plane can hide as a a flock of birds if it wants.
    But all (civilian) planes give off electronic tiny signatures and THESE can identify a plane, if the transponder is off. But all civilian planes signals should be classifiable and that means those signals standardised to make it easy for those policing the skies to discriminate with sensitivity AND selectivity. This takes a bit of doing, though the technology is in place and the maximum costs vis INMARSAT are a dollar a day a plane.
    You can be sure when the transponder went off all hell broke loose and this other method was tested. In fact a conspiracy theory is that the loss of this plane was a test. A deliberate crime of whatever it takes (to get the USA logarithms used they needed) in a bizarre sacrifice to thus “force the hand” of nations. That is right, this theory says it was a State terrorist PPOG or P2OG style provocation no true American would believe possible. This is obviously or the sake of argument only and not because I follow this with any fixity, I mention this in the spirit of hyper-vigilance to stop any such PPOG manipulation if they do use that department for provocation and not just data collection of the consequences of controversy to try to identify opinionated radical policy makers.. It might even be true, for on a TED lecture a logarithm lecture had the speaker humorously suggest if we saw flocks of birds giving off detectable electronic micro signals it might be something about which to ask the Americans. Humourously because there is nothing we the people can do about it other than seek to change peoples minds. I am answerable on about.me/timoxylene.barbabutanol where I have a conspiracy theory of my own about how Mengele was really a trauma jockey for Weltansschauungskrieg…what the NSA now do as Psyops in a direct line of descent from experiments given to Mengele to do. And my claim I met him years ago is my own conspiracy theory which my mission in life is to falsify or corroborate. My narrative is an antidote to tousled hair mobius strip evidence gainsayers. I was there and anyone else’s story fails to meet modern standards of evidence or web analysis to a factor of er high number of adherents one way or another. I sit reluctantly on this fence, but I do listen with an ear to the ground on both sides..sometimes at the same time.

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    Will Never be found. ….. conspiracy