This is The Craziest / Clingiest Girl Ever…Brace Yourself

Hands down this is the craziest and clingiest girl ever. The scariest part is that she’s 27 it honestly sounds like a 14 year old is send these texts to her first “love”. Hopefully Kevin isn’t scared for life and will at some point be able to talk to another woman without her being crazy. Just be warned these are 67 screenshots of pure 100% crazy.

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  1. cedric von dingle dong February 10th 2014 9:29 AM

    holy shit kevin you better run

  2. kanji_sasahara February 10th 2014 12:10 PM

    That’s insane. Why hasn’t this guy blocked her number yet? It’s really not that hard.

    • brandon February 11th 2014 11:13 AM

      but then what would we have had the pleasure of reading?

  3. JJ February 10th 2014 12:59 PM

    Kevin, please take me back! I’m sorry. I just want to be friends. I saw you posted this so it must mean that you like me. I want the whole world to know we are dating. Please take me back

    • Dwicked1 February 13th 2014 7:52 AM

      So…Where’s the baby?

  4. Sel February 10th 2014 12:59 PM

    Had a bf that crazy so I can totally believe it’s true. But why is the “send” button in Blue (for iMessages) and his answers in Green (for messages)… ? Just saying. I would tag this as “Based on a true story”. Not entirely fake, but not entirely true either.

    • Matt February 10th 2014 1:41 PM

      There wasn’t iMessage in 2011 was there?
      Maybe the button was just blue then, rather than blue or green…

  5. adnan adnan February 10th 2014 1:45 PM

    time to run boy

  6. JJ February 10th 2014 4:54 PM

    KEVIN!!!! I made a doll out of your shower drain hair.. I named him “little Kevin.” Little Kevin is inside my veejay right now… Mmmmm that’s nice.

  7. JJ February 10th 2014 5:00 PM

    Hey KEVIN, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
    You know the song by Phil Collins, “In the Air of the Night”
    about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
    but didn’t, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
    That’s kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
    Now it’s too late – I’m on a 1000 downers now, I’m drowsy
    and all I wanted was a lousy TEXT or a call
    I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
    I love you KEVIN, we coulda been together, think about it
    You ruined it now, I hope you can’t sleep and you dream about it
    And when you dream I hope you can’t sleep and you SCREAM about it
    I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can’t BREATHE without me!

    • James February 11th 2014 7:41 AM

      LOL OMG

      win Xeleventybillionfive

  8. DarkEagle February 10th 2014 6:30 PM

    holy crap, this shit allmost gave me an anxiety attack..

  9. Jimmah February 10th 2014 8:36 PM

    Holy shit…i cant believe I actually felt bad for her after the first 3 messages…but goddammit after the next 500 i realized that this guy is not a jerk…i would be terrified..that was scarier than any horror movie I’ve ever seen…dude, change your name and move to another state

  10. kakemonstr February 11th 2014 1:21 PM

    by the looks of it, Kevin smokes a lot of weed ^^

  11. Am February 12th 2014 9:51 AM

    In addition to being frightening, this is actually kind of sad too. Clearly this girl has some really deep emotional issues. I hope she gets the help she needs.

  12. Stephanie Lynne February 12th 2014 9:55 AM

    kevin change your number

  13. Roxanne Corbran February 12th 2014 11:03 AM

    This chick….Ugh. Can we make a separate category for crazy chicks so it doesn’t make the rest of us look bad?

    • Brandon Roberts March 18th 2014 6:53 PM

      nope sorry

  14. KaseyAriel February 12th 2014 6:42 PM

    Am I the only one thinking this guy is pretty fucked up too, for not doing ANYTHING to stop her? Like idk, going to the cops, blocking her number, filing a restraining order. Not having sex with her again. Not adding her on facebook…

  15. LittleBit91 February 13th 2014 11:08 PM

    I’ll say this as nicely as I can. Bitch is f*cked in the head bat sh*t crazy! I do kinda feel sorry for her in that she is so needy, but DAMN! She sounds like one of those “boil the rabbit” and wait in the closet to stab ya kinda chicks!!

  16. Brandon Roberts March 18th 2014 6:52 PM

    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah um this girl is i don’t want her to eat me so i’m not going to type that she’s a few fries short of a happy meal why do i feel this girl may be jodi arias

  17. Bex July 16th 2014 7:37 PM

    I’m hoping this is not a friend of mine. She dated a guy for 1-2 weeks and was bat shit crazy over him. Then she told me that she was worried she was pregnant. I’m gonna have to look up the dates….

    I feel really scared now.

  18. Brian Schofer September 20th 2014 7:30 PM

    The craziest woman in the world is Amy Steele. Google her and be amazed.

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