This is The Craziest / Clingiest Girl Ever…Brace Yourself


Hands down this is the craziest and clingiest girl ever. The scariest part is that she’s 27 it honestly sounds like a 14 year old is send these texts to her first “love”. Hopefully Kevin isn’t scared for life and will at some point be able to talk to another woman without her being crazy. Just be warned these are 67 screenshots of pure 100% crazy.


  1. Kevin, please take me back! I’m sorry. I just want to be friends. I saw you posted this so it must mean that you like me. I want the whole world to know we are dating. Please take me back

  2. Had a bf that crazy so I can totally believe it’s true. But why is the “send” button in Blue (for iMessages) and his answers in Green (for messages)… ? Just saying. I would tag this as “Based on a true story”. Not entirely fake, but not entirely true either.

  3. KEVIN!!!! I made a doll out of your shower drain hair.. I named him “little Kevin.” Little Kevin is inside my veejay right now… Mmmmm that’s nice.

  4. Hey KEVIN, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
    You know the song by Phil Collins, “In the Air of the Night”
    about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
    but didn’t, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
    That’s kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
    Now it’s too late – I’m on a 1000 downers now, I’m drowsy
    and all I wanted was a lousy TEXT or a call
    I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
    I love you KEVIN, we coulda been together, think about it
    You ruined it now, I hope you can’t sleep and you dream about it
    And when you dream I hope you can’t sleep and you SCREAM about it
    I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can’t BREATHE without me!

  5. Holy shit…i cant believe I actually felt bad for her after the first 3 messages…but goddammit after the next 500 i realized that this guy is not a jerk…i would be terrified..that was scarier than any horror movie I’ve ever seen…dude, change your name and move to another state

  6. In addition to being frightening, this is actually kind of sad too. Clearly this girl has some really deep emotional issues. I hope she gets the help she needs.

  7. Am I the only one thinking this guy is pretty fucked up too, for not doing ANYTHING to stop her? Like idk, going to the cops, blocking her number, filing a restraining order. Not having sex with her again. Not adding her on facebook…

  8. I’ll say this as nicely as I can. Bitch is f*cked in the head bat sh*t crazy! I do kinda feel sorry for her in that she is so needy, but DAMN! She sounds like one of those “boil the rabbit” and wait in the closet to stab ya kinda chicks!!

  9. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah um this girl is i don’t want her to eat me so i’m not going to type that she’s a few fries short of a happy meal why do i feel this girl may be jodi arias

  10. I’m hoping this is not a friend of mine. She dated a guy for 1-2 weeks and was bat shit crazy over him. Then she told me that she was worried she was pregnant. I’m gonna have to look up the dates….

    I feel really scared now.


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