Lets face it Miley Cyrus is never going away. Miley Cyrus is here for good just like Justin Bieber. Thankfully Miley Cyrus is not twerking in her new video for “Wrecking Ball” which brings us to why we think Miley Cyrus is an expert on construction work. I mean she did write a song called “Wrecking Ball.”
No one wants to go to work even construction workers…
But guess what you get to use a sledge hammer!
Then you need to make sweet sweet tongue love with it, yup make it out with your hammer
Then strip down to your undies and sit on that fabulous wrecking ball…
It ain’t no thing just another wall coming down.
Celebrate by getting swinging a hammer then getting naked on the wrecking ball
Just keep hanging out naked…
Then jerk off the hammer it needs to have some fun too
Lunch break and a quick make out sesh with your hammer
Post lunch nap time…
Time to get comfy for that afternoon nap
Touch yourself ever so gently
Miley Cyrus…making out with hammers all day errr day
Time to get frustrated with the work day not being over
Time for that magical wrecking ball swing
quick naked again!
Time to cry because of all the poor decisions you made Miley…
Just kidding time to party! This song is about how Miley Cyrus has destroyed her whole career!