People who over share on Facebook are quite possible the most annoying people on the internet, but even they know when not to share something. These idiots shared a few things that got them arrested, thanks Facebook!
Mom of the Year!
A 19 year old Florida mom was arrested after she posted this picture of her baby holding a bong on Facebook. She tried to defend herself by posting this message to a local CBS news station: “If u look at the picture u can see that there is no bowl in the TABACCO (sic) pipe. And i took a pic to show one (expletive) person and it was a mistake. I would never ever ever let him get high.”
Drivin’ Drunk…Classic!
18 year old Jacob Cox-Brown was all YOLO LOL when he posted this:
But good thing his friends were like WTF and then turned him into the police. He was charged with two counts of failing to perform the duties of a driver. Unfortuantely, the Facebook post was not sufficient evidence that he was intoxicated.
Time to Celebrate My Prion Break!
Craig “Lazie” Lynch escaped from prison, where he was serving time for robbery, and almost immediately started posting FB photos taunting the police. Anyone else want to punch him in the face for being this stupid!?
Victor Burgos, Criminal Dumbass
So what does any criminal mastermind NOT do when they know that the police are looking for them? Go on Facebook and post this : “Catch me if you can! I’m in Brooklyn.” The police went to Brooklyn and caught him, we really hope the police liked his status before they caught him.
Mmmmm Delicious Iguana
Ok foodies turns out that sharing food isn’t all that offensive unless you’re eating something illegal! Bahamian authorities apprehended an American couple over a series of Facebook photos they posted that included “catching an iguana, parts of an iguana on a grill, two men eating the iguana pieces, and a man and a woman cleaning what appears to be undersized conch.” Apprently this was a rare iguana but either way who eats iguanas to begin with!?
Everyone should be nice on Facebook
18-year-old Farah Nur Arafah was sentenced to 75 days in prison after she was found guilty of defamation via Facebook. She basically went on an insult rampage against her romantic rival, Felly Fandini, calling her a dog, a pig, promiscuous and said she was overweight. HATERS GONNA HATE! Oh and before you go on a mean comment deleting spree, this happened in Indonesia. You can still be a total douche in the US and not be arrested.
Planking is so dumb you’ll get arrested…
20 year old Australian idiot got arrested for planking on an officer’s car. I guess getting arrested for planking isn’t as horrible as dying for planking.
Who cares about restraining orders right?
Police arrested Tennessee resident Shannon D. Jackson for allegedly violating her restraining order via Facebook. Jackson violated the order when she Facebook ‘poked’ the woman who took out the restraining order on her. This has to be the only time I’ve ever found the use of the poke remotely amusing or clever. Even if it was in an incredibly evil sort of way.
