Why the fuck did they waste so many post-it notes when they can just make a twitter. No body wast to see a photo if it is all reading. Were in america, we are fucking stupid, and I can’t read. I have to use talk to text to even type.
Now I’ve never been on Twitter, but am I mistaken in thinking that you have to read the tweets? … I think you’d better take the “we” out of that third sentence.
He forgot to herp before he derped.
those are great! love them
Such a set up yet nothing funny
I thought this was cute…the guy has nice handwriting too, and I noticed he’s a Doctor Who fan.
Those of you who do not find these funny obviously do not have children
I’m typically not a troll. It’s futile to get upset about stupid things you come across on the internet. Having said that, this is so painfully unfunny. It’s upsetting how unfunny it is. First of all, it’s incredibly tacky to, in an attempt at humor, refer to dialogue in which the punchline is “Me: ‘__________'”. That’s a pretty obvious rule in comedy. If you say something funny in conversation, enjoy it with that person at that moment. You don’t get to glorify it by telling the world how funny what you said in context one time was. Especially when it wasn’t even that funny. Obviously, you have a lot of time on your own with your young son. Just a tip: you might want to bounce some of these stupid ruminations you have while with him off of other adults who have at least some small sense of what humor is. Also, the expression “Permanent Roommate” is dumb.
To summarize, you are not funny, your wife is probably not hot, and I’m sure your kid will grow up to be a Wal-Mart greeter. This page was so unworthy of StumbleUpon. I’ll make sure they are aware.