We’ll take ‘em!
Bridget Marquardt
Before she was part of Hef’s harem she was flat out rejected after some failed test shoots.
Britney Spears
I’d hit that, crazy or not.
Kelly Osborne
She kinda shot herself in the foot when she told Hef she’d need extensive air brushing.
Russian Lesbo Rock Duo Tatu
I really have no idea why they’d say no.
Audrina Patridge
What is she famous for again? Whatever–she’s hot!
Partridge Family mom Shirley Jones
A weird addition I know, but remember her in her prime back in the ’70s? Wicked hot. And who wouldn’t go crazy over a Mrs. Partridge/Carol Brady nude photo shoot?

























