Why Your Life Doesn’t Suck
You don’t eat this much McDonalds

You can kiss better than this

You didn’t f*ck up a Jenga game today

You didn’t just spill all of your drink


This wasn’t your last night

You won’t have to deal with this many Raccoons

You don’t like Nickleback this much…and the donut thing…

You won’t ever have to be dressed up like this

You didn’t just break a swing

You didn’t have to grow up a Kardashian…

This isn’t you

You weren’t the sibling left out of a successful boy band

You don’t have to be on Judge Judy

You have real friends

You knew that Jay-Z is married to Beyonce…

You also know how to spell ambiance

You’re not this crazy lady

You didn’t have to learn this embarrassing lesson

You know how to use hangers

You don’t think rocks are delicious

This didn’t just happen

You’re not this little guy

You don’t have a Korn tramp stamp

And you’re definitely not this guy so smile!

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