You don’t eat this much McDonalds
You can kiss better than this
You didn’t f*ck up a Jenga game today
You didn’t just spill all of your drink
This wasn’t your last night
You won’t have to deal with this many Raccoons
You don’t like Nickleback this much…and the donut thing…
You won’t ever have to be dressed up like this
You didn’t just break a swing
You didn’t have to grow up a Kardashian…
This isn’t you
You weren’t the sibling left out of a successful boy band
You don’t have to be on Judge Judy
You have real friends
You knew that Jay-Z is married to Beyonce…
You also know how to spell ambiance
You’re not this crazy lady
You didn’t have to learn this embarrassing lesson
You know how to use hangers
You don’t think rocks are delicious
This didn’t just happen
You’re not this little guy
You don’t have a Korn tramp stamp
And you’re definitely not this guy so smile!
