Matt asked: If in an instant you could become invisible, where would you go and what would you do? Where can I see more photos of you?
The first thing I would do if I was invisible would be to show up at every ex-stepfather and every ex-boyfriends house that cheated and kick them all in the nuts! Just kidding, that would be my second! I’d probably go rob some very very rich but selfish asshole
As far as photos go, google pulls up some. Most are not my favorites though. Go to mobypicture.com that’s where I upload all my photos that I post to Twitter. There are tons!!
Adam asked: what do you think about beards…not nicely groomed metro beards either. I mean big mountain man beards that bald eagles nest in. If a taco and a pb&j sandwich got into a fist fight who do you think would win?
First off, I like your style. Beards…beards. I effing adore them! If you’re going to have one, do it right! Not some little patch on your chin that makes your face look like a vagina. I want to feel like I’m with Santa and he put me on his naughty list. A real lumberjack kinda man.
I won’t answer your question about food fist fighting. Not because it’s weird but because I don’t want to sound racist. (taco.taco.taco)




















